Whistler’s Girlfriend

We must discuss this, Gus. It concerns Jo.

Don’t act as if you don’t know what I mean.

I heard your rendering caused quite the scene

with the Salon, when you unveiled it at the show.

You took my heart and put it on a screen,

revealing what all Paris wants to know:

whether she’s got the fire down below –

not just above, but also in between.

Unveil it now, my rival, or we fight!

It’s one thing for you to have her in the sack

but another thing to put her on display!

Well now, that is an unexpected sight.

I see that she’s not red at all, but black.

I take it back and have no more to say.